Emotional Duct Tape

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Emotional Duct Tape

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Laugh

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Kevin Hart Is Not a Baby – Funny Or Die – Ride Along Out January 17th

My father

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My father

My father
He has the best sense of humor that I’ve ever seen, especially for a man in the ICU.
I told him that when he gets out of the hospital he should start a second career as a stand-up.

He’s funny and proportionately honest. For example, the doctors scheduled a procedure that required them to put dad to sleep so that they could do another ultrasound of his heart. They would look for blood clots. If there were none they would shock his heart out of the irregular rhythm that it was currently in.

The procedure was scheduled for 4 p.m. and when the anesthesiologist and another doctor arrived at 3:58 p.m. dad looked at the clock and then at them and said, “Damn, y’all actually on time.”
I stood in the corner giggling.

“Are you ready Mr. Nash?” one of them asked.

“Let’s get this party started,” he said, looking at me, smiling.

Selfies with dogs

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That is not me btw (despite the fact that the pic is titled “selfie”).
I’m an anonymous blogger, remember?

Twitter Gangs?

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Twitter Gangs?

Who R U, like, a Twitter Gang?
Do you think they really like it when – on their behalf – you call people derogatory names?

Hiding behind 140 characters,
Being a bully so that others won’t judge her,

What’s the saying, get your life?
Your life,

Not someone’s that you live vicariously through,
Tell me, when you were thrown shade on your page how many times did she defend you?

The best day ever is happening right now…

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“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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Me, Happy, December 31st, Twenty-13 – Happy New Year, Beyotches!! (no offense)

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Me, Happy, December 31st, Twenty-13 - Happy New Year, Beyotches!! (no offense)

Bring it on 2014, I’m gonna kick ass & take names AND numbers later!!!
Literally.
I’m pretty sure I’ll have to pay some doctor’s bills as a result.